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Fielding
The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fielding
Gold Glove
They wanted me to play third like Brooks (Robinson) so I did play like Brooks — Mel Brooks.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fielding
You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys.
Dale Long
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fielding
Hitting
Claudell Washington plays the outfield like he's trying to catch grenades.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Claudell Washington
Fielding
First I pray to God that nobody hits a ball to me; then I pray that nobody hits the ball to Steve Sax.
Pedro Guerrero
baseball player
Baseball
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Fielding
Steve Sax