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Flowers
Jack was so cheap that instead of bringing his date flowers, he brought her seeds.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Frugal
Money
Flowers
Jack Benny
Seeds
Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow
concubines.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Columbines
Flowers
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age
Emotions
Fear
Old
Flowers
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac, but flowers work almost as well.
Robert Heinlein
(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Money
Sex
Aphrodisiac
Flowers
Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.
Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Things
Flowers
Gardening
Perennials
Pink bluebell
Oxymoron
Oxymorons
Flowers
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Hollywood
Marriage
Places
Flowers
Grooms