Keyword: Flying
I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage!
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
If God had really intended man to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.
(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.
(1910 – 1999) American test pilot (Northrup Aircraft)