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Fortunes
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
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Insults
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Fortunes
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Bierce's Law
Problems
Ambrose Bierce
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Telephone psychics are better at making fortunes than at reading them.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Money
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