Keyword: France

The only time France wants us (the USA) to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.


The French, they say, live to eat; the English, on the other hand, eat to die.

(1949 – ) English novelist

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are made in America.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

War without France would be like… World War II.

The French like burgers, Madonna and Miami Vice.

(1955 – ) French President & politician

I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq; after all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!


(1950 – ) comedian & television host

The best tribute a French translator can pay Shakespeare is not to translate him.

(1872 – 1956) English essayist, parodist & caricaturist

The president of France said that the English are arrogant with their refusal to learn foreign languages; at least, I think that’s what he said… it all just sounded like “haw-he-haw-he-haw-he-haw.”

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian

There is no hell… there is only France.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.


(1934 – 2012) American army general

What I gained by being in France was learning to be better satisfied with my own country.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

The waiters in France could all be senators in the U.S.

(1974 – ) American comedian

The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I like the French/British relationship to a very old married couple who often think of killing each other but would never dream of divorce.

(1948 – ) British politician

I can never forgive God for having created the French.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

There's always something fishy about the French.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations – but they all will console themselves with another man.

(1899 – 1978) French actor

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.


(1885 – 1945) U.S. Army general