Keyword: Functions

The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Entertainment Government Situations

Men love watches with multiple functions; my husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People Things