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Garbage
One night she told me to put out the garbage; I told her "you cooked it, you take it out."
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Cooking
Food/Drink
Marriage
Wives
Garbage
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant
(1927 – ) American actress
Husbands
Marriage
People
Garbage
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers
(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist
Marriage
Garbage
Spiritual
Why do they collect garbage at 5 a.m.; it’s garbage… it’s not going to go bad again.
Dave Attell
(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Situations
Time
Garbage
[My husband] can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house… he can't stand the competition.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance
People
Self
Garbage