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Gay
My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.
Elayne Boosler
(1952 – ) comedian
Family
Brother
Gay
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
Jim Jefferies
(1977 – ) Australian comedian
Marriage
People
Gay
I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
Dov Davidoff
American comedian & actor
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Gay
I’m so gay, I could put a lisp in the word ‘cracker.'
Anthony ‘Ant’ Kalloniatis
(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Gay
Lisp
You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.
Megan Mullally
(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”
Gay
When you’re gay every party is a bad sweater party.
Gary Gulman
(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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Gay
I think my friend Jeff is gay; I don’t know – I’m so bad with names.
Anthony Jeselnik
(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
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Gay