Keyword: Gay

I’m so gay, I could put a lisp in the word ‘cracker.'

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
People Self

You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Miscellaneous

My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.

(1952 – ) comedian
Family

I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

American comedian & actor
Activities Housework

I think my friend Jeff is gay; I don’t know – I’m so bad with names.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Miscellaneous

When you’re gay every party is a bad sweater party.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Clothing

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

(1977 – ) Australian comedian
Marriage People