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Gentlemen
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Lana Turner
(1921 – 1995) American actress
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Gentlemen
Wolves
A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.
Unknown
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Gentlemen
A gentleman never swears at his wife when ladies are present.
Anonymous
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Men
People
Gentlemen
Swearing
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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Men
People
Women
Gentlemen
Hats
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Anonymous
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Gentlemen
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Gentlemen