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George Bernard Shaw
[George] Bernard Shaw has discovered himself, and gave ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Shaw’s Solution
Murphy’s Laws
Family skeleton
George Bernard Shaw
For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.
Shaw’s Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
George Bernard Shaw
Science
For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.
Shaw’s Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
George Bernard Shaw
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
It is disappointing to report that George Bernard Shaw appearing as George Bernard Shaw is sadly miscast in the part; satirists should be heard and not seen.
Robert E. Sherwood
(1896 – 1955) American playwright
Acting
Entertainment
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen
Epitaph
Epitaphs
George Bernard Shaw