Keyword: Germany

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that its against the law.

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Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

England

You know I'm the only Iraqi comedian… yeah true… at least that makes us three more than Germany.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer
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Collectable Spoons of the 3rd Reich

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Once all the Germans were warlike and mean, but that couldn't happen again; we taught them a lesson in 1918 and they've hardly bothered us since then.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
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