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Germany
Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.
Anonymous
England
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Hell
You know I'm the only Iraqi comedian… yeah true… at least that makes us three more than Germany.
Omid Djalili
(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer
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Germany
Iraq
It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.
Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
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Germany
On the German language
Collectable Spoons of the 3rd Reich
James Yannes
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Places
Germany
Spoons
Once all the Germans were warlike and mean, but that couldn't happen again; we taught them a lesson in 1918 and they've hardly bothered us since then.
Tom Lehrer
(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
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Germany
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that its against the law.
Alex Levine
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Germany
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Germany