Keyword: Ghosts

I saw a sheet lying on the floor… it must have been a ghost that had passed out.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations Things

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Family

Ghosts Take Derby

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Headlines Sports

I was walking along the road the other day and on the pavement I saw a white baby ghost; however, come to think of it, it may have been a tissue.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Situations

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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