Keyword: Goals

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Characteristics

If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.

professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs

You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man; I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ‘em later.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

Situations

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele… should be fun… and to stop taking my clothes off for money.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
Life

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
People Things

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

Murphy’s Laws

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions Happiness

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Characteristics

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.

Characteristics Men People Women