Keyword: Goals

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Characteristics

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.

Characteristics Men People Women

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
People Things

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Characteristics

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

Situations

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions Happiness

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele… should be fun… and to stop taking my clothes off for money.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
Life

If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.

professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

Murphy’s Laws

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man; I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ‘em later.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations