Keyword: Good

Ain't that the berries!

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

This is gooder'n grits.

Gooder than grits

That possum's on the stump.

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for it.

(1891 – 1974) 14th U.S. Chief Justice & politician

You’re only has good as your last haircut.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I like a man who's good, but not too good; for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Be good and you will be lonely.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine