Keyword: Good

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

(1939 – ) American television host, producer & author

Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for it takes the short cut to everything.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

I like a man who's good, but not too good; for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

You’re only has good as your last haircut.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

(1951 – ) U.S. senator (Minnesota), political commentator, comedian & writer

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist