Keyword: Good (Page 2)

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician

If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

(1951 – ) U.S. senator (Minnesota), political commentator, comedian & writer

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people: the good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.