Keyword: Good (Page 2)

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

There's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

(1951 – ) U.S. senator (Minnesota), political commentator, comedian & writer

Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I’m not good and tired, just tired.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

This is gooder'n grits.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

You’re only has good as your last haircut.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)