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Graduation
We have a sock talking at our commencement; it’s kind of upsetting.
Anonymous Southampton College student
Activities
Commenting on a commencement address by ‘Kermit the Frog’
Graduation
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
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Individuality
Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Pierre Trudeau
(1919 – 2000) Canadian prime minister & politician
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Graduation
Interviewer: Did you graduate from Auburn?
Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Graduation
We have a sock talking at our commencement; it’s kind of upsetting.