Keyword: Grass

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Situations

Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.

Murphy’s Laws

Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.

Definitions

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws