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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.
Gadarene Swine Law
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle
(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
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If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.
Walinsky's First Law of Political Campaigns
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