Keyword: Haircuts

Georgie got engaged the way other people got haircuts; it was just something he did every few months whether he needed to or not.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Marriage

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.


Animals Appearance

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

Malaprops

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
Appearance Body Money

This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful haircut.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance

You’re only has good as your last haircut.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Appearance

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

(1943 – 1971) rock singer
Life Mistakes

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
Money

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Beliefs Opinion