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Keyword:
Hammers
To the man who only has a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail.
Abraham Maslow
(1908 – 1970) American professor of psychology
Problems
Hammers
Nails
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
Kaplan's Law of the Instrument
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Boys
Hammers
Tools
When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair
Murphy’s Laws
Hammers
Repair
Tools
Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.
Jake's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Things
Hammers
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Congress
Government
People
Situations
Things
Babies
Hammers
Session
Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of Force
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Hammers