Keyword: Handicaps

I’m a colored, one-eyed Jew – do I need anything else?

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
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I saw one of those giant Hummer cars with handicapped tags on it; I thought, 'Wow, I never realized that being an a**hole was technically a handicap.'

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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I like handicapped men ’cause a handicapped man get a check and a good parking space.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress
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