Keyword: Heart

All you need to be the Vice President is a blue suit and a pulse… and Dick Cheney has shown that you don’t even need the pulse.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

My grandmother’s brain was dead, but her heart was still beating; it was the first time we ever had a Democrat in the family.

(1956 – ) American comedian

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Mouth: In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I have the heart of a child; I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

(1917 – 1994) American writer

I went to San Francisco; I found someone's heart.


My dad suggested I register for a donor card; he’s a man after my own heart.