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Heart attacks
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
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Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson
(1926 – 2012) Irish comedian & actor
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
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