Keyword: Height

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Basketball Sports

I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."

Basketball Sports

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Failure

He's the only man able to walk under a bed without hitting his head.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Appearance Insults

He's about 3′1″… I tell him to get his nose off my kneecap.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
Baseball Sports

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

The water was higher than a cat’s back.

Miscellaneous

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches.

American boxer
Appearance Boxing Sports

He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

Miscellaneous

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA

Canadian hockey player
Basketball Sports

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents the adults had to pay.

(1947 – ) basketball player, coach & actor
Age Appearance Children Family

She had a face lift, tummy lift, and buttock lift, and now she's two feet off the ground.

comedian
Appearance Body

As tall as a Georgia pine

Miscellaneous

Short girls who take all the tall guys.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Body Sports