Keyword: Height

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Failure

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

As tall as a Georgia pine

Miscellaneous

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

He's about 3′1″… I tell him to get his nose off my kneecap.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
Baseball Sports

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents the adults had to pay.

(1947 – ) basketball player, coach & actor
Age Appearance Children Family

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Basketball Sports

She had a face lift, tummy lift, and buttock lift, and now she's two feet off the ground.

comedian
Appearance Body

The water was higher than a cat’s back.

Miscellaneous

He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

Miscellaneous

Short girls who take all the tall guys.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Body Sports

He's the only man able to walk under a bed without hitting his head.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Appearance Insults

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches.

American boxer
Appearance Boxing Sports

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA

Canadian hockey player
Basketball Sports

I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."

Basketball Sports