Keyword: Herpes

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident… herpes.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One

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It’s like herpes; you either have it or you don’t.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
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