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Hiking
The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.
Barber's Sixth Law of Backpacking
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The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.
Barber's First Law of Backpacking
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The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.
Barber's Second Law of Backpacking
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Trails
The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.
Barber's Seventh Law of Backpacking
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Hiking
Hiking is just walking where it’s ok to pee.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
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Pee
If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.
Barber's Seventh Law of Backpacking
Murphy’s Laws
Backpacking
Hiking
All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.
Shedenhelm’s Law of Backpacking
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Hiking
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