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Keyword:
Historians
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Historian's Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Time
Events
Historians
Inevitability
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.
Rupert Brooke
(1887 – 1915) English poet
History
Occupations
Time
Historians
Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
History
Time
Change
Historians
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Communication
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
Historians
Novelist
History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.
First Rule of History
History
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Historians
History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.
Philip Guedalla
(1889 – 1944) English historian
History
Occupations
Time
Historians
History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.
History
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Historians
Otto Bettman
Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.
Anonymous
Definitions
History
Occupations
Time
Historians
The difference between God and the historians consists above all in the fact that God cannot alter the past.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Beliefs
God
History
Time
Historians
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
Leo Tolstoy
(1828 – 1910) Russian writer
Occupations
Work
Historians