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Keyword:
Hitting
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It's easy to stay in the majors for seven and a half years when you hit .300; but when you hit .216 like me, it's really an accomplishment.
Joe Lahoud
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
The only thing Earl [Weaver] knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.
Jim Palmer
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Earl Weaver
Hitting
He's the only guy I know who can go 4 for 3.
Alan Bannister
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Rod Carew
My theory of hitting was just to watch the ball as it came in and hit it.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Of Ted Williams
Reggie Jackson wouldn’t get into the batter’s box until he knew we were back from commercial; of course, [Bob] Uecker wanted to hit during the commercial.
Al Michaels
sports announcer
Baseball
Sports
Bob Uecker
Hitting
Reggie Jackson
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Intentional walks
Slumps are like a soft bed; they're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
Johnny Bench
(1947 – ) professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Slumps
So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hitting
He could hit .300 with a fountain pen.
Joe Garagiola
(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
On Stan Musial
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