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Hitting
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The only thing Earl [Weaver] knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.
Jim Palmer
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Earl Weaver
Hitting
My theory of hitting was just to watch the ball as it came in and hit it.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Singles hitters drive Fords, home run hitters drive Cadillacs.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Bats
Hitting
Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Intelligence
Sports
Thinking
Yogi-isms
Hitting
Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.
Bob Veale
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s
amphibious.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Ambidextrous
Hitting
So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hitting
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball; unfortunately, neither of them work.
Charlie Lau
professional baseball coach
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Knuckleballs
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