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Keyword:
Hitting
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hitting
That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Singles hitters drive Fords, home run hitters drive Cadillacs.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Bats
Hitting
He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Of Ted Williams
It's easy to stay in the majors for seven and a half years when you hit .300; but when you hit .216 like me, it's really an accomplishment.
Joe Lahoud
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
I was the worst hitter ever; I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys.
Dale Long
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fielding
Hitting
Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Characteristics
Sports
Good
Hitting
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