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Holocaust
My grandfather avoided the Holocaust with his ability to hide, and by not being Jewish, and by living in Canada his entire life.
Jon Dore
Canadian comedian & actor
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The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s… well, it wouldn’t have happened to
Jews.
Sarah Silverman
(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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My grandfather was actually a Holocaust survivor, and you can tell that it really affected him because to this day, he still will not walk into a gas chamber.
Dan Mintz
(1981 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
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