Keyword: Home

Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

Definitions Places

There’s no place like home… that’s why I never went back.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Places

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Places

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant – and let the air out of the tires.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Children Family Places

Home: The place where you can scratch any place you itch.

Definitions Places

Home is important; it's important to have a home.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Children People Places

A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Places Situations

They from off.

Miscellaneous

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality
Entertainment Television

You might be a redneck if… your home has more miles on it than your car.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Autos People Rednecks

Home: A place where man goes to raise a fuss because something went wrong at the office.

Definitions Places

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house; well, I was lost but now I live here – I have severely improved my predicament!

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
Children Parents People

Home is where you hang your head.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Characteristics