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Home runs
Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Artificial turf
Home runs
No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Babe Ruth
Home runs
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Activities
Baseball
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Home runs
It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
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Sports
Home runs
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Home runs
Managing