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Homicide
Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
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Homicide
Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.Ellen: Boys?Wednesday: Homicide.
Christina Ricci
(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family Values”
Homicide
Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
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Homicide
Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Marion Barry Jr.
(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
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There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Homicide
Man Is Fatally Slain
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