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Hookers
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Isn’t it strange – when you’re single, all you see is couple and when you’re part of a couple, all you see are hookers.
Jim Gaffigan
(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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I went to a hooker… I dropped my pants… she dropped her price.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.
Shirley MacLaine
(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
Anonymous
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