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Horse
You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
Stan Laurel
(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)
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Horse
If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
Marty Allen
(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
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Horse
Horse: An oatsmobile.
Anonymous
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Horse
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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That's a
hog
of a different color.
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Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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As Dr. Hackenbush in “A Day at the Races”
Horse