Keyword: Horses

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Animals Proverbs

A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.

Horse trainer
Misspokements Sports

Wild whores could not drag me away.

Malaprops

Black beauty – he's a dark horse.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Animals

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

(1906 – 1988) Greek-British designer of cars
Animals

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

Animals Definitions

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
Animals Situations

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals

Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet; they should be the luckiest animals in the world.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Animals

Whoa!: A brake for horses.

Animals Definitions

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Money

People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse than they are.

(1904 – 1990) American author & critic
Animals Appearance Autos Things

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.


Animals Appearance

Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse; and they’ll both win for you.

(1884 – 1966) Canadian-American businesswoman
People Women

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist
Animals

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

I was really enjoying my ride and just thinking how beautiful it was here and the next minute I was picking gravel out of my head.

Australian equestrian rider
Sports

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

(1908 –1964) Scottish writer (James Bond)
Animals

Bombproof Your Horse

Animals Book Titles