Keyword: Horses

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
Animals Situations

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Money

There are lots of reasons to love a horse, sometime it's no more than the sweet little way he stepped on some asshole's foot.

Animals

Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet; they should be the luckiest animals in the world.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Animals

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

(1908 –1964) Scottish writer (James Bond)
Animals

Wild whores could not drag me away.

Malaprops

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist
Animals

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

Animals Definitions

Black beauty – he's a dark horse.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Animals

Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse; and they’ll both win for you.

(1884 – 1966) Canadian-American businesswoman
People Women

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Animals Proverbs

I was really enjoying my ride and just thinking how beautiful it was here and the next minute I was picking gravel out of my head.

Australian equestrian rider
Sports

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.


Animals Appearance

A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.

Horse trainer
Misspokements Sports

People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse than they are.

(1904 – 1990) American author & critic
Animals Appearance Autos Things

Bombproof Your Horse

Animals Book Titles

Whoa!: A brake for horses.

Animals Definitions

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay