Keyword: Horses

Bombproof Your Horse

Animals Book Titles

People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse than they are.

(1904 – 1990) American author & critic
Animals Appearance Autos Things

There are lots of reasons to love a horse, sometime it's no more than the sweet little way he stepped on some asshole's foot.

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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

(1906 – 1988) Greek-British designer of cars
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Black beauty – he's a dark horse.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse; and they’ll both win for you.

(1884 – 1966) Canadian-American businesswoman
People Women

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist
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I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Animals Government Military Money

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Money

A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.

Horse trainer
Misspokements Sports

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

Animals Definitions

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
Animals Situations

Whoa!: A brake for horses.

Animals Definitions

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.


Animals Appearance

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

(1908 –1964) Scottish writer (James Bond)
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It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

Animals Proverbs

Wild whores could not drag me away.

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