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Keyword:
Hospitals
The rate of hospital admissions responds to bed availability; if we insist on installing more beds, they will tend to get filled.
Roemer's Law
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Hospitals
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Books
Communication
Health
Reading/Writing
Hospitals
Patients
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club; you’re not out of it until the
computer
says you’re out of it.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Health
Book clubs
Hospitals
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx
(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Death
Life
Health nuts
Hospitals
Hospitals Resort To Hiring Doctors
Headline
Doctors
Headlines
Hospitals
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money
Hospitals
Taxi cabs
Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.
Anonymous
Health
Wordplay
Hospitals