Keyword: Hospitals

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club; you’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Health

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Death Life

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Books Communication Health Reading/Writing

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money

Hospitals Resort To Hiring Doctors

Doctors Headlines

The rate of hospital admissions responds to bed availability; if we insist on installing more beds, they will tend to get filled.

Health Murphy’s Laws