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Hot Dogs
I don’t like dogs… keep getting mustard on my catcher’s mitt.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Baseball
Food/Drink
Sports
Hot Dogs
No matter how many hot dogs you consume at home, they always taste better at the ball park.
Oscar Mayer's Creed
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
Hot Dogs
Do you know what I love most about baseball? … the pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt… and that’s just in the hot dogs.
David Letterman
(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Baseball
Food/Drink
Sports
Hot Dogs
A hot dog at the ballpark beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart
(1899 – 1957) film actor
Baseball
Food/Drink
Sports
Hot Dogs
They say hot dogs can kill you; how do you know it’s not the bun?
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Food/Drink
Hot Dogs