Keyword: Hotel

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Places

A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Places Situations

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Family

The towels were so fluffy, I could barely close my suitcase!

(1959 – ) Australian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

One time I went to a hotel; I asked the bellhop to handle my bag; he felt up my wife!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Marriage Wives

A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble.

(1968 – ) Welsh comedian
Places