Keyword: Humor

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth; have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

(1929 – 2012) American radio & television personality

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Good taste and humor… are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

(1930 – 1990) English journalist, author & media personality

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down… or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

… when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humor, the writing is on the wall.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

I’m always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I’m not going to offend!

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humor was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.

(1973 – ) English actress

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

(1954 – 2000) humorist, writer & radio commentator

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

Mr. Schuster: I didn’t know Orientals had a sense of humor.

Yemana: Are you kidding? We invented gunpowder.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor

Humor is reason gone mad.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host