Keyword: Humor (Page 2)

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down… or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If it bends it’s funny. If it breaks, it’s not funny.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

(1954 – 2000) humorist, writer & radio commentator

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist