Keyword: Humor (Page 2)

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

Mr. Schuster: I didn’t know Orientals had a sense of humor.

Yemana: Are you kidding? We invented gunpowder.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

Humor is reason gone mad.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I’m always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I’m not going to offend!

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humor was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.

(1973 – ) English actress

I hope they bury me near a straight man.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress