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Hunger
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Eating
Food/Drink
Antipasto
Hunger
Pasta
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny; if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Men
People
Sex
Erections
Hunger
Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink
Hunger
Rice cakes
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Hunger
I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Hunger
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.
Schenk's First Principle of Industrial Market Economics
Murphy’s Laws
Hunger
Repairmen
Salesmen
Let’s go to lunch, I'm
emancipated!
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Emaciated
Hunger
You gotta be a special kind of hungry to put something in your mouth that you get from a stranger on the streets of Manhattan, especially in Times Square, if you know what I mean.
Jake Johannsen
(1960 – ) American comedian
Food/Drink
Places
Hunger
Times Square
Thirty ways to shape up for summer — number one: eat less; number two: exercise more; number three… What was I talking about? … I’m so hungry right now.
Maria Bamford
(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Appearance
Body
Exercise
Hunger
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions