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Hypochondria
In the face of such overwhelming statistical possibilities, hypochondria has always seemed to me to be the only rational position to take on life.
John Diamond
(1953 – 2001) British journalist & broadcaster
Health
Hypochondria
At home now, I have cough medicine on tap.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Health
Hypochondria
Medicine
It’s stressful being a hypochondriac. In my home I have a walk-in medicine chest.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Health
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.
David Renwick
(1951 – ) English television writer
Health
Hypochondria
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Appearance
Body
Health
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.
Anonymous
Health
Hypochondria
I went to the doctor and he said, ‘You've got hypochondria.' ‘I said, ‘Not that as well.’
Tim Vine
(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Health
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.
Anonymous
Health
Hypochondria
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