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Idiots
Never argue with an idiot; they will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Fools
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Idiots
Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Idiots
I’m all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Leó Szilárd
(1898 – 1964) Hungarian-American physicist
Intelligence
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The word “user” is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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