Keyword: Illness

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Food/Drink Health

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Death Health Misspokements

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

(1906 – 1982) baseball player
Health