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Immigrants
People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.
Greg Giraldo
(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
America
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Immigrants
David Cameron says he’ll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK… that’s wrong… immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like.
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map; however 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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Immigrants
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