Keyword: In England

Poor Betty Conway, she drank lemonade at a masquerade, So now she's dead and gone away.

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House Hits Car

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It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.

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Man Killed By Condom

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Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

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This is the grave of Mike O’Day, who died maintaining his right of way. His right was clear, his will was strong, but he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.

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If Heaven be pleased when sinners cease to sin, if Hell be pleased when sinners enter in, if Earth be pleased when ridded of a knave, then all are pleased for Coleman’s in his grave.

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TITS Bouncing Back In Warmer Weather

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To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.

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Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.

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Hillary Clinton Says U.S. Stands Ready to Provide Ass

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Girls’ Schools Still Offering ‘Something Special’ – Head

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Rich born, rich bred, yet Fate adverse, his wealth and fortune did reverse. He lived and died immensely poor, July the tenth aged ninety-four.

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