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In England
To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.
Epitaph
Epitaphs
In England
If Heaven be pleased when sinners cease to sin, if Hell be pleased when sinners enter in, if Earth be pleased when ridded of a knave, then all are pleased for Coleman’s in his grave.
Epitaph
Epitaphs
In England
Man Killed By Condom
Headline
Headlines
In England
It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
Epitaph
Epitaphs
In England
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
Sign
Signs
In England
Hillary Clinton Says U.S. Stands Ready to Provide Ass
Sky News
Headlines
In England
Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.
Epitaph
Epitaphs
In England
Rich born, rich bred, yet Fate adverse, his wealth and fortune did reverse. He lived and died immensely poor, July the tenth aged ninety-four.
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Epitaphs
In England
Poor Betty Conway, she drank lemonade at a masquerade, So now she's dead and gone away.
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Epitaphs
In England
Girls’ Schools Still Offering ‘Something Special’ – Head
The Gloucestershire Echo
Headlines
In England
House Hits Car
Sky 5
Headlines
In England
This is the grave of Mike O’Day, who died maintaining his right of way. His right was clear, his will was strong, but he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.
Epitaph
Epitaphs
In England
TITS Bouncing Back In Warmer Weather
Royal Society for the Protection of Birds
Headlines
In England