Keyword: In “Monkey Business”

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? … How much?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
Chico: Yes, breakfast.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

My grandfather’s great… he’s a great-grandfather.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. [He suddenly grabs her and pulls her down onto a couch]

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Oh, why can’t we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean… flee to my lodge in the hills.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Madame Swempski: I don’t like this innuendo.

Groucho: That’s what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

With a little study you’ll go a long ways… and I wish you’d start now.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

You’re just wasting your breath, and that’s no great loss either.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host