Keyword: Incompetence

Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

American basketball player & coach

Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence.

The Mets achieved total incompetence in a single year, while the Browns worked industriously for almost a decade to gain equal proficiency.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

She could ruin a two-car funeral.

1. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
2. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
3. If at first you don't succeed, try something else.

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by incompetents.

The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

Circumstances can force a generalized incompetent to become competent, at least in a specialized field.

He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

Incompetence tends to increase with the level of work performed. And naturally the individual’s staff needs will increase as his level of incompetence increases.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.

Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

If at first you don’t succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.