Keyword: Infidelity

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
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I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Thou shalt not commit adultery; now, you know no guy would have ever dreamed that one up.

American comedian & writer
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Never tell a loved one about an infidelity… although one dislikes being deceived, one likes even less to be undeceived.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts
Relationships

I went to look for a used car; I found my wife's dress in the back seat!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Once in a restaurant I made a toast to her… “The best woman a man ever had”… the waiter joined me.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Marriage Sex Wives

Lately, I think that my wife has been fooling around because our parrot keeps saying, ‘Give it to me hard and fast before my husband, Jon Katz, comes home; and, yes, I’d love a cracker.’

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Marriage Wives

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

One man's folly is another man's wife.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Men People Wives

I have good looking kids; thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
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