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Information
At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.
Ubell's Law of Press Luncheons
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Information
Luncheons
The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.
Snafu Equation II
Murphy’s Laws
Information
1. The information you have is not what you want. 2. The information you want is not what you need. 3. The information you need is not what you can obtain. 4. The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay.
Finagle's Laws of Information
Beliefs
Facts
Murphy’s Laws
Information
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Boyle’s Sixth Law
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Information
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Information
I walked up to the airport information desk and asked, “How many airports are in the world?”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Situations
Information
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
Cooke's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Decisions
Information
Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often referred to as the ‘Now They Tell Me' Law)
Fyfe's First Law of Revision
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Designs
Information
The information conveyed is less important than the impression.
Second Law Of Communication
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Information
Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.
David Guaspari
(1948 – ) American writer & mathematician
Education
Intelligence
Information
Knowledge
The cure to information overload is more information.
David Weinberger
(1950 – ) American technologist, commentator, author & editor
Beliefs
Facts
Intelligence
Information
Information is moving—you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication
Intelligence
Blogosphere
Information
Internets